Reg Makes A Severe Mistake!

Author: heyrichey

Date: January 8, 2003

by heyrichey
1-08-03
One night Reg stumbles out of the bar, pissed as a Lord...
Ello baby! I'm dwunk. How bout goin to your playse for seks?
Okay, but ah only seks men ah'm garna marree!
Take a hold o' mah arm an' ahl get uz to a 24 owwer Cherch ah know abowt
In the morning, when Reg wakes up sober...
Oh my god! You're not a short sweaty redneck man after all! You're a pretty young blonde lady! Bloody beer goggles!