Jesus Accidentally Finds A Whore

Author: heyrichey

Date: January 10, 2003

by heyrichey
1-10-03
My name's Jesus Christ. I am dying for your sins. You must kneel down and respect me.
Eh? I can't do that from here, you'll have to get off that cross and drop your pants if you want me to kneel down and respect ya!
Excuse me lady? Don't you know who I am?
Yeah, you just said, you're called 'Jesus Christ', and I'm a dirty whore! Now do you want me to suck you off or not?
This is just disgusting! You, lady, are going straight to hell!
You what? Is that down Kings Cross?