Hey Richey Battles The Human-Eating-Zombie

Author: heyrichey

Date: February 20, 2003

by heyrichey
2-20-03
Hey Richey prepares to fight for his life
Right you sicko Zombie you, I'm gonna destroy you!
Likely story! That's what that Edwards blokey said, then he just read me pages of depressing poetry. So I bit his head off!
Err... Yeah, well, I can't read! DIE SLIME!
No, YOU die! SLIME!
Shit, we got a live one here... maybe best I just send the poor loony back home. Even though his hair *does* look like candyfloss dammit.