Hey Richey Wakes Up Drunk In A Field With A Pink Donkey

Author: heyrichey

Date: February 23, 2003

by heyrichey
2-23-03
Hey Richey wakes up somewhere
Ugh! I feel drunk! Like, where am I?
Oh my god, I dunno where I am and I'm, like, talking to a pink donkey. This must be a new low for me!
You wouldn't say that if you remembered fucking me when you were drunk.
!
And it hurt! bastard!