Hey Richey Offends The Pink Donkey

Author: heyrichey

Date: February 25, 2003

by heyrichey
2-25-03
The Donkey gives Hey Richey bad news
erm... u do know u have to officially marry a Donkey if you've had sexual contact with it, it's the law!
Oh my god! I can't marry a Donkey! Especially not a pink Donkey! What would the neighbours say?
Are you saying u don't love me anymore? After all the things you said to me last night... *sobs*
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*sobs*