One Cow's Battle

Author: hooray4matt

Date: July 20, 2003

by hooray4matt
7-20-03
Farmer John wanders through the fields of his own stupidity.
Yo dawg! What's goin dizzown?
I'm a cow. Why is he talking to me...?
I said a hippity hop and ya don't stop!
I should take advantage of this situation. Humans never talk to cows. I have to say something profound; something so moving, that they'll never eat us again; something to evoke respect and awe...
Like you didn't see this coming...
Moo!