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by hooray4matt
7-02-03
Our story begins in a tell-tale world of mystery and wonder...some sort of park.
I should probably set him on fire...
Hey bro-ski! Have a brew-ski!
Yes, definitely. Fire.
Yo bra! Let's go get wasted!
Oh you crazy kids...
Fire...GO!!!
OH SWEET GOD! THE BURNING! PAIN SO INTENSE!

 

by hooray4matt
7-08-03
Today, I would like to take the time to address a serious issue.
How moist waaaaaas it?
Racism, while considered to be thing of the past, is still seen today.
Wait... This wasn't in the script... Where's the joke we planned?
This problem will not go away. We must join together and fight!
A quick, inexplicable change of wardrobe should distract the audience until she can be removed.

 

by hooray4matt
7-08-03
So then i told the doctor, "Hey! Get your own hampster!"
Oh, hey bud! You gotta hear this new joke!
Was that Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer?
Look, look. I know what you're thinking, and yes, that was Rudolph. In fact, he's on vacation at the police station.
We're sorry for this comic strip, folks. We felt just as dumb acting it out as you did reading it.

 

by hooray4matt
7-09-03
Martha the Martian's final thoughts.
I can't take it anymore. Goodbye world.
Oh god... no... how could she?
They found that note next to her body, I'm afraid. So sad...
Oh well. Tacos?
Tacos.

 

by hooray4matt
7-12-03
So anyways, like I said before: If you want to know why I crossed the road, it'll be $50.
50 BUCKS?! Are you crazy?! I don't even have enough money to buy pants!
Jack! JACK!! 50 bucks? What are you talking about?
What's going on? Where's the chicken?
Hey there, sonny. Let's move it along now. Nothing to see here.
It's happening again! What is reality...?

 

by hooray4matt
7-20-03
Farmer John wanders through the fields of his own stupidity.
Yo dawg! What's goin dizzown?
I'm a cow. Why is he talking to me...?
I said a hippity hop and ya don't stop!
I should take advantage of this situation. Humans never talk to cows. I have to say something profound; something so moving, that they'll never eat us again; something to evoke respect and awe...
Like you didn't see this coming...
Moo!

 

by hooray4matt
7-22-03
Jolly old Saint Nick needs a snack.
So hungry...
SQUIRREL!
Where are the cookies? Stupid kids...
SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!
Mmmm... that was good. Still, they get no presents.
Hey! It's Santa! But where'd my plastic squirrel go...?

 

by hooray4matt
7-27-03
Sometimes i just think that you don't listen to me, Harry!
Uh huh. Alright.
I just want to share an intimate moment with you.
I see. Go on.
Do you get what I'm trying to say?
Sure! I'd love an omelette! Thanks!

 

by hooray4matt
9-13-03
Man, I hate minorities...
Hey, bud! Do you know where I can find a toilet?
One day very soon i will take ahold of that penguin. Then and only then will I be truly happy...
The green-shirted man's daydream...
PENGUIN!!! Am I in heaven?!
Let the scrabble game commence!

 

by hooray4matt
3-06-04
Hi, kids! I'm Smokey the Delicious Cigarette! You should smoke a lot of me every day because I'm good for you!
Nothing could ever go wrong when you've got a lung full of fun, flavorful tobacco! Whoopie! It's better than getting presents on Christmas!
And remember, kids! Santa LOVES smokers!
So start smoking today! Do it for your parents, do it for yourself, and most importantly, do it for your country!

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