I'm Going Straight to Hell

Author: hooray4matt

Date: March 6, 2004

by hooray4matt
3-06-04
Hi, kids! I'm Smokey the Delicious Cigarette! You should smoke a lot of me every day because I'm good for you!
Nothing could ever go wrong when you've got a lung full of fun, flavorful tobacco! Whoopie! It's better than getting presents on Christmas!
And remember, kids! Santa LOVES smokers!
So start smoking today! Do it for your parents, do it for yourself, and most importantly, do it for your country!