Farmer... Bob!

Author: hughlloyd

Date: July 12, 2005

by hughlloyd
7-12-05
Damn varmints, eating my produce! You're gonna get what you deserve!
I sincerely apologize, my good man! I had no idea that Mother Nature granted YOU her produce!
Oh, a fancy-talking varmint, is it? It won't make a difference when I turn you into stew!
My goodness! Such hostility over a simple carrot! If we must resort to fisticuffs, then fisticuffs it shall be!
What have I done! He didn't have to die for this! Woe is me!