Hell is a slow modem in the world of DSL

Author: icefire

Date: January 11, 2002

by icefire
1-11-02
IceFire continues through her journey of the Afterlife... but not the nice parts.
So, I'm in Hell. And I'm on fire. And I'm stuck with a crappy computer. Is my personal Hell being forced to code?
You watch your mouth!
WHOA! A talking computer! Now I *know* I'm in Hell!
You say that now... but wait until the true horror arrives!
... You've only got a 28.8 modem?
Oh, shut up. So we don't get all the cool stuff down here. It's not *my* fault.