... Don't hurt me...

Author: icefire

Date: January 11, 2002

by icefire
1-11-02
And even more insanity that will get people angry at me...
I am Drake. I am the Ruler of Hell!
You're kidding me. The Ruler of Hell is a computer?
Why not? Even now humans fall before me like wheat, screaming curses at God, and offering their souls if I would do their bidding.
Besides, I *could* have been Bill Gates, but everyone already knows he's the Antichrist.
You've got a point.