Then You Die... Gratituitous Nonsense

Author: icefire

Date: May 7, 2002

by icefire
5-07-02
So, let me get this straight... you want *me* to do *you* a favor?
Don't get snotty about it. You're saving me from an eternity of blazing Hell. I thought you were my friend.
I don't know about that anymore. I'm a frickin' *cowboy* of all things! You *had* to have a hand in this somehow!
WHAT?! No way! You think I *like* being on fire all the time?
You're the pyro. You *like* setting stuff on fire.
Things! Not PEOPLE! Especially not me!... It makes my skin all dry and flaky and I don't have any lotion.