Mr. Bacon Goes to Washington

Author: intellikat

Date: June 30, 2010

by intellikat
6-30-10
Outside the White House on a Sunday afternoon...
Equal rights for Bacon! Equal rights for Ham!! I can stand here all day you know!!!
Equal rights for Bacon! Equal rights for Ham!! I am absolutely outraged at the injustices committed to meat products such as myself! Equal rights for Bacon!!
What more can a guy like me say??? I'll be at this all day, folks!!! Equal rights for Sausages!!! Rah, rah, siss-boom-bah!!!