The Rumor

Author: intellikat

Date: August 3, 2010

by intellikat
8-03-10
What is this about a rumor going around the office THAT I AM A COCKROACH????
That's something of a question within a question, sir, but I think the answer is that the employees are a bit nervous over the new merger. Perhaps a scheduled event on Friday might ease tensions?
Well, well, that sounds like a good... HEY what are you doing feeding that BABY in here???
It's not a baby, sir. It's a wild ginseng root I'm bringing home to my Asian wife. I need to keep it moist in the time between, and--
Alright, that's enough of that. But since you've "broached" the topic, do you happen to know any attractive, single, Asians?
What? You mean like Asian COCKROACHES?