Mr. Jenkies

Author: intellikat

Date: November 20, 2012

by intellikat
11-20-12
Karl, please--
But baby, just hear me out--
--I told you that I'm NOT moving back in with you!
But BAAAAABY-- Mr. Jenkies here misses you... don't you Mr. Jenkies?! He hasn't been the same since you left. Been shitting all hours of the night. Cryin'!
...Really...?
Been shitting like a wildcat! Cryin' his bleedin' whiskers out! Sheddin' like a chemo patient! He's all kinds of messed up since you been gone!