CC 158: It Hurts When I Do This 6

Author: israphael

Date: December 11, 2002

by israphael
12-11-02
*Knock* *Knock* Time to wake up Mr. Cremaster.
Oh man, what a party! Those hookers sure showed me a thing or two. I can't even move. I must have overdone the booze and drugs last night.
Oh dear God, he must have died in the night. Quick call the doctor. We have to perform an autopsy before the body starts to decay.
WAIT! DON'T CUT ME UP! I'M NOT DEAD!
The strange thing about this case was, as severe and debilitating as his disease was, his test results came back normal.
Fantastic!