CC 218: The mother of all Halloween jokes

Author: israphael

Date: November 6, 2003

by israphael
11-06-03
Trick or Treat!
You got any "Three Musketeers" or "Snickers" bars?
I'm not picky. I'll also accept "Payday", "Zagnut", or "Clark" bars.
C'mon lady, I ain't got all night. I'll take anything... "Circus Peanuts".. stale "Peeps"... fruit with razor blades in them.
Man! This is the last time I go trick or treating at the Bate's Motel.