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| Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night. I met my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Of course my ex is not a lesbian, so I suppose her lover represents her new husband. | |
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| Anyway, I tag along with them to a steak restaurant. They're making out in the booth right in front of me. But I think, "OK, at least I'll get a good steak dinner." | |
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| But when I get my order, it's lime jello with grated carrots. So I go into the kitchen to complain and they put me to work. My job is to xerox and collate a 134 page report. The weird part is... | |
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| Damn I can still hear him. I either need bigger nails or a bigger hammer. | |
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