Hey, I used that Punchline already

Author: israphael

Date: September 6, 2001

by israphael
9-06-01
Hey, nice skirt!
It's not a skirt! It's a kilt, you moron!
Kilts are what the people of Scotland wore into battle for many centuries. It represents my pride in my heritage.
I think it would look prettier on me.
Grrrrrr...