Resistance is Futile

Author: israphael

Date: September 6, 2001

by israphael
9-06-01
CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! I WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!
Hey kid. You're doing it all wrong. That's not how you scare people.
Oh yeah, Gramps. So tell me, how do you scare people?
Well, I walk right up to them, look them right in the eye and say...
Have you ever considered the financial benefits of selling Amway products?