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| So, what are the results of the interviews and tests performed on our potential new employee? | |
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| Tobor has questionable people skills. If you can call brutal personal assault a skill. | |
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| We performed a personality inventory by asking him what he'd do in various hypothetical situations. The term 'cornhole' came up 3/4 of the time. | |
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| We ran a lie detector exam on him. The needles never moved when he lied. Of course, they didn't move when he told the truth either. | |
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| Then there was that disagreeable incident, when one of the secretarys took the last cup of coffee. By the way, we're still trying to clean up the break room. | |
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| Gentlemen, I think we have our new executive trainee. | |
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