Trials of TOBOR, Part XVI

Author: israphael

Date: September 26, 2001

by israphael
9-26-01
Tobor: Vice-President
TOBOR NOT HAPPY WITH CONTRACT. YOU LEAD TOBOR TO BELIEVE TECH SUPPORT AND COMPONENT REPLACEMENT WOULD BE INCLUDED.
I'm sorry you feel that way. I never promised those things would be part of the basic contract. It's the same deal we cut with most companies.
TOBOR NOT APPEASED! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU ALL NIGHT LONG! THEN TOBOR WILL CRUSH HEAD, JUMP ON BODY, AND CORNHOLE CORPSE!
Perhaps, I spoke hastily. I really can't see any harm in offering you tech support for free and in perpetuity.