CC 70: Worked for Shatner

Author: israphael

Date: October 6, 2001

by israphael
10-06-01
Captain's Log: Against the recommendations of my first officer, I've beamed down to make first contact with the incredibly violent Sadoquins of Masoch V.
I see one approaching now. I will attempt to use the Linguistic Cerebro-Freebaser to translate the first historic words of this meeting.
Hello Joe. Fuckee. Suckee. 5 dalla. Show you good time.
Starflier to USS Tobor. Maura you've got the con until I get back. I'll be engaged in intense negotiations until late into the night. Don't wait up.