CC74: Wirthling Still Continues to Suck - by gabe_billings

Author: israphael

Date: October 21, 2001

by israphael
10-21-01
Wirth, my man, isn't army life the greatest? I mean, they give you three squares and a cot. What more could you want?
Yeah, army life could be OK, if it weren't for all that extra KP and sentry duty you keep getting me assigned to.
Well, I'm here to tell you that's all in the past. I won't be causing you any more trouble from now on.
OK... What's the catch?
It's just that I'll be unable to pull any tricks on you when you're in Afghanistan on that suicide mission you volunteered for.
What? I didn't volunteer for a- Oh...