Forum-Users Theater: Little Red Riding Vest

Author: israphael

Date: November 15, 2001

by israphael
11-15-01
Oh, grandma, what big eyes you have!
The better to see you with my dear.
Oh, grandma, what huge hooters you have.
The better to make money at the local strip club.
Oh, grandma, what a big lawyer you have.
THE BETTER TO REMOVE YOU FROM OLD LADY'S WILL AND SUE YOUR ASS OFF. SO CONTINUE KISSING UP TO GRANDMA.