Acme Industries, Proudly Serving Coyotes For Over 50 Years

Author: israphael

Date: November 25, 2001

by israphael
11-25-01
So how are we going to get rid of Surly Dragon now that all your other plans have failed?
This time I worked everything out. I guarantee that this rocket launcher I ordered from Acme Industries will do the trick.
I don't even think you could get laid if a sheep caught it's head in a fence. And another thing -
Nice try, bimbos! You missed me! Lucky for you, you didn't hit anyone important... just Israphael.
Is there a doctor in the house?