Jolly Old Elf, My Ass!

Author: israphael

Date: November 29, 2001

by israphael
11-29-01
Hey boys and girls it's now time to say hello to that jolly old elf in the red suit! That's right, let's have a big round of applause for Santa Clau-
RAR! RAR! RAR! MERRY CHRISTMAS! BEND OVER AND TOBO- UM- I MEAN- SANTA WILL GIVE YOU A LITTLE HOLIDAY CHEER!
Tobor get off the damn stage! And stop poking everyone with your 3 foot long hydraulic candy cane!