And I Still

Author: israphael

Date: December 5, 2001

by israphael
12-05-01
Spankling, I'm having trouble meeting production targets this holiday season. I need something to 'motivate' my workers.
I have the solution to your problem right here. Meet the Robo-Flogger Mark II.
Excellent! I have one question though. Why does it look like a penquin?
It runs on Linux.
Linux!! What would people think if they found out that I don't use my own operating system!
Well, do you want something that works or something you have to reboot every hour?