My Dinner With Spankling I

Author: israphael

Date: December 31, 2001

by israphael
12-31-01
Thanks for inviting me to dinner, Spankling. I really appreciate your help in becoming a real forumuser.
No problem. I'll use any excuse to come here. It's my favorite restaurant.
Hello gentlemen. Tonight's special is venison. We get it so tender by having Norwegian dwarves club a fawn to death with cricket bats.
I don't think I like the idea of dwarves beating my meat.
I do.