What Will You Have For Breakfast On New Year's Morning?

Author: israphael

Date: January 1, 2002

by israphael
1-01-02
What Israphael Will Have For Breakfast
I'll be hungover, so I'll have a big bowl of menudo (a soup made of chili, cow's stomach, pig's feet, and hominy) and a couple shots of tequila.
What Matthew Eastaugh Will Have For Breakfast
I'll probably be hungover, so I'll have eggs, sausage, kippers, black pudding, deviled kidneys, and a couple of pints of Guiness.
What Spankling Will Have For Breakfast
I'll be in pain, so I'll be having a pair of Gastone Lucioli black patent leather thigh-high boots with five inch heels in a size nine.
Quit your chattering, worm. And start licking.