Why is Tobor always the victim?

Author: israphael

Date: January 5, 2002

by israphael
1-05-02
TOBOR! Get the hell away from me! I don't want any trouble from you.
TOBOR SORRY. TOBOR WANT TO BURY HATCHET WITH SPANKLING. LET TOBOR BUY YOU DRINK.
I suppose there's no harm in that. Wait a second, I don't feel so good. What's happening?
BWA HA HA HA! YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH, KILL YOU, AND DISPOSE OF YOUR BODY! BWA HA HA HA!
What the hell am I doing here with a shovel in my hand?