CC 93: Shouldn't This Be An Ad For Preparation H?

Author: israphael

Date: January 17, 2002

by israphael
1-17-02
TO POKE SPANKLING WITH MY TOOL, I THOUGHT WOULD BE A LARK,
SO ONE NIGHT TO FULFILL MY PLAN, I STROLLED TO THE PARK,
UNFORTUNATELY THERE WAS NO MOON AND IT WAS VERY DARK,
BY DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT, WHO'S STUCK TO MY PRONG, ITSCLARK.
Burma Shave.
Can someone help me here? I'm really hurting here!