The Dreadful Truth About Stripcreator.com II

Author: israphael

Date: February 6, 2002

by israphael
2-06-02
One the surface, the comic competitions appear to be run democratically by the users of Stripcreator.
Our friends at R J Reynolds loved the "Cigarettes don't kill people. Lighters do." comic strip.
Needed more sodomy.
In truth the competitions are set up by special interest groups.
Look when you and the boys at NAMBLA cough up some money then we'll do whatever you like.
Now for new business. One of our sponsors is concerned about the Enron scandal. He wants more pro-business comic strips.
You'd be suprised how high up the conspiracy goes.
Mr. President, I just got off the phone with Brad. The fix is in.
Ha Ha Ha... What the fuck are you talking about?