CC110: Lay Me In My Grave Face Down

Author: israphael

Date: March 28, 2002

by israphael
3-28-02
Loving Caress Funeral Home
Yes sir, how may I help you?
I am shopping around for a funeral home to take care of my mother when she passes on.
Loving Caress Funeral Home
We are a full service funeral home, taking care of everthing from the flowers at the service to the upkeep of the gravesite.
Sounds good... but maybe too expensive.
Loving Caress Funeral Home
I assure you our prices are quite reasonable. And consider the fact that our facility is modern and that we rarely have sex with the departed.
Well, as long as it's cheap.