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Loving Caress Funeral Home
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| Yes sir, how may I help you? | |
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| I am shopping around for a funeral home to take care of my mother when she passes on. | |
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Loving Caress Funeral Home
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| We are a full service funeral home, taking care of everthing from the flowers at the service to the upkeep of the gravesite. | |
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| Sounds good... but maybe too expensive. | |
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Loving Caress Funeral Home
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| I assure you our prices are quite reasonable. And consider the fact that our facility is modern and that we rarely have sex with the departed. | |
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| Well, as long as it's cheap. | |
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