Tales From The Script 1

Author: israphael

Date: April 6, 2002

by israphael
4-06-02
Hi, I'd like to join the Striptropolis Justice League.
Good. Meet the rest of the team. I'm the "Orienteer". I can turn people into little asian girls.
I'm the "Feminista". I come to the aid of oppressed women everywhere. Hey Buddy! My eyes are up here!
Hi, I'm "Jay". I exude a heavy cloud of smoke which can put evil doers to sleep... or at least give them the munchies.
I'm the "Human Surfboard". My catchphrase is "RIDE ME TO JUSTICE"!
I'm Jesus.