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There are some things that vet school doesn't prepare you for...
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| Mr. Kaufman, what can we do for you and John Thomas today? | |
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| It's time for his yearly physical and his shots. And can you do one of those echo heart thingies? | |
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| You want an electrocardiogram? Sure, we can do it. But why? | |
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| My psychic says that he has a heart murmur. And do you do any aromatherapy? She says that would help his depression. | |
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| Keep smiling... Don't make eye contact... And slowly back out of the room. | |
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| You see it's all due to trauma he suffered in a previous life. During the Irish potato famine... | |
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