(Almost) True Veterinary Tales, Part IV

Author: israphael

Date: August 27, 2002

by israphael
8-27-02
There are some things that vet school doesn't prepare you for...
Mr. Kaufman, what can we do for you and John Thomas today?
It's time for his yearly physical and his shots. And can you do one of those echo heart thingies?
You want an electrocardiogram? Sure, we can do it. But why?
My psychic says that he has a heart murmur. And do you do any aromatherapy? She says that would help his depression.
Keep smiling... Don't make eye contact... And slowly back out of the room.
You see it's all due to trauma he suffered in a previous life. During the Irish potato famine...