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ObiJo was born with a full beard and mustache to poor Catholic parents in Scotland.
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| Hmmm... Looks like the milkman. | |
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After being beating up in grade school, flunking out of a graduate program in computer science, and never getting laid, life got really tough.
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| When the hell is he going to judge this competition? | |
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| Death to ObiJo! Death to ObiJo! Death to ObiJo! | |
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He was buried in a unmarked grave in a lonely graveyard.
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| I could rest in peace if Tobor would stop digging up my corpse for cornholing. | |
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