The Past, Present, and Future of ObiJo

Author: israphael

Date: September 10, 2002

by israphael
9-10-02
ObiJo was born with a full beard and mustache to poor Catholic parents in Scotland.
Hmmm... Looks like the milkman.
After being beating up in grade school, flunking out of a graduate program in computer science, and never getting laid, life got really tough.
When the hell is he going to judge this competition?
Death to ObiJo! Death to ObiJo! Death to ObiJo!
He was buried in a unmarked grave in a lonely graveyard.
I could rest in peace if Tobor would stop digging up my corpse for cornholing.