Remember to Fondle Your Pets Regularly

Author: israphael

Date: October 5, 2002

by israphael
10-05-02
Mr. Kaufman, Puff's lump was an early form of breast cancer. To be on the safe side, we suggest removing all the breast tissue from her left side.
Remove her breasts! She'll be deformed!
Not to worry. Although we are removing a lot of tissue, the cosmetic impact will be slight. Her fur will hide any defect.
However, about Puff's flabby thighs... Might I suggest an expensive course of liposuction and fanny tucks?