And Now Let Us Consume Mass Quantaties, Amen.

Author: israphael

Date: October 8, 2002

by israphael
10-08-02
What does a hairpiece do-- I mean, once it's freed from th' constraints of its cranial duties?
Well I'm cruisin' for a little action, if you catch my drift.
-- You Mean --?!
I want th' exact location of Loni Anderson's wig drawer!!
You can't do that. You just ripped off "Zippy the Pinhead".
No I didn't. I merely appropriated the material for deconstructing the ideological biases and assumptions of its westernized phallocentric world view.