The Leading Brand is Always Behind

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 13, 2003

by ivytheplant
10-13-03
Our product is so amazingly wonderful! Not only is it a dessert topping AND a floorwax, it's also a colon cleanser! And it works 50% better than the leading brand!
So why isn't yours the leading brand?
How much will it take to shut you up?
Sixty kilos.