I HATE Saturday Nights...Especially During Homecoming

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 20, 2003

by ivytheplant
10-20-03
What was all that racket last night?
Drunken fratboys drove up and down the street screaming "woo."
It sounded more like drunken fratboys begging for mercy.
The golf club was within reach. I couldn't help it.
This explains why you were in the crawlspace earlier.
If authority comes to the door, you've never heard of me or golf.