My Day In Court Part 5

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 20, 2003

by ivytheplant
10-20-03
Ivy wins the day...
So? What did you do?
I used my Jedi Mind Powers on the judge. Not only am I now immune to all future speeding tickets, they have to pay me their traffic citation proceeds.
Umm...
You are my slave. You will do everything I say.
I am your slave. I will do everything you say.
Eeeexcellent. Now be a dear and walk over to that truck stop shower and drop soap. Bwah ha ha ha ha haaaa!