Actual Fortune Cookie Fortunes I Have Received.

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 21, 2003

by ivytheplant
10-21-03
"A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody."
"You have an active mind and a keen imagination."
"The stars appear every night in the sky. All is well."
"You are unique and find it difficult to live within conventional guidelines."
Yes, these last two are indeed real!
"Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips."
"Ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you but what you can do for your fortune cookie."