If Geology Became Cool

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 22, 2003

by ivytheplant
10-22-03
Hey! How's it transportin'?
Schistose man! Schis-tose!
Mercallite to the max!
Keratophyre's where it's at!
I am super happy oryktognostischer!
If ya'll don't shut up right now, I will hunt you down and kill you slowly, painfully, and with much glee.