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| It was mentioned to me that there are originally only 10 Commandments so the last strip involving me adding a 13th Commandment is somewhat erroneous. To this allegation, I offer these facts: | |
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| According to _God, The Ultimate Autobiography_, the 11th Commandment is "Thou shalt not turn thy Sony Walkman up so loud that it annoyeth thy neighbors." | |
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| Unfortunately, Moses did a little creative editing and took that one out since Sony Walkmans hadn't been invented yet. | |
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| The 12th Commandment, "Thou shalt alloweth thy cat(s) to leap upon thy counters," is widely known to have been secretly added by cats who wanted a shot of glory. | |
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| Unfortunately, humans are unable to grasp the superior mind of cats and therefore erased #12 due to stupidity. | |
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| So there you have it. The Lost Commandments. Why I thought people would follow a 13th when they don't follow the first 10 is beyond me. Damn my optimism. | |
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