Welcome to Ivytopia 10: I Need Money

Author: ivytheplant

Date: October 29, 2003

by ivytheplant
10-29-03
I'm taking donations to fund my Legion of Doom.
I see. How much do you need?
I don't know. The problem is, most of my mentors are either dead or fictional, so it's hard to get an accurate estimate based on their successes...
I...see...
...and even if I do find a new one I'll probably have to calculate inflation and black-ops budgeting that's not on official records.
*compose new message* "Dear Mom, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! Love, Your Terrified Son." *send*