Adventures in Dining

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 4, 2003

by ivytheplant
11-04-03
Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?
Sure, I'll have a #4 large with Dr. Pepper.
Okay, just sign this waiver stating you won't sue the company for any ailments received in direct connection to the meal you consume in this establishment.
Why the hell would I sue you?
It's just a precaution, ma'am. We have to protect ourselves.
How about you give me the burger before I shove that waiver up your ass?