Ivy's Behavioral Myths Debunked

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 7, 2003

by ivytheplant
11-07-03
Myth #1 - Ivy sways in time to music because she has soul.
The heat is off in the apartment. I'm trying to keep warm.
Then turn the heat up you penny-pinching bitch!
Myth #2 - Ivy talks to her cats because she has no friends.
I have friends. I just prefer the cats.
That's why we love you. Purrr.
Myth #3 - Ivy is a maniacal megalomaniac bent on world domination.
No, that one is true.
Verily.