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I used to work for AOL tech support. It was the worst job I ever had. Naturally, it left me with much StripCreator fodder. Pretend this is in a call center.
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| Welcome to AOL customer support, my name is Ivy, how may I help you? | |
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| Um...yeah...my AOL CD isn't working. It just makes funny noises. | |
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On our computers is a list of questions we have to ask, in order, depending on the problem.
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| Sir, could you check and make sure your CD is insterted properly? The label needs to be facing up. | |
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I used to skip over questions I thought weren't needed cause after all, people aren't THAT stupid. Then I lost all faith in humanity.
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| I didn't want to scratch the shiny side. Are you sure it will be okay? | |
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