Conversations With My Family

Author: ivytheplant

Date: November 24, 2003

by ivytheplant
11-24-03
At a restaurant with my grandparents...
Why does Ivy have a salad, Mommy? Where's her meal?
BECAUSE SHE'S A VEGETARIAN, DADDY!
Understand they are from a background where salad is a side dish only...
Oh. Vegetarian?
YES!! SHE'S A VEGETARIAN!! SHE DOESN'T EAT MEAT!!
But at times I wonder about their observational skills.
Honey, we love you no matter what.
Fer cryin out loud! It's a COBB salad! It's got more meat than vegetables!